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Morgan Freeman is going to make you WANT to get stuck in a horrible traffic jam -- because his magnificent voice will lead you to the promised land!

Freeman's legendary vocal chords are now available on the WAZE navigation app ... and you've gotta hear his vocal commands, 'cause they're as awesome as you'd expect.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stephen Colbert have done this for the app in the past, but you can't top Red/God/President Beck telling you, "The American people are counting on you to drive."

Check out these samples. Then go sit in traffic ... happily.

Joe Jonas learned there's a not-so-glamorous side of rock 'n' roll too when he was forced to use a porta-potty just like the rest of the crowd ... at his own concert.

Joe's band, DNCE, performed in Miami Sunday at Model Volleyball, which is exactly what it sounds like. Just a guess, but ... getting to watch hot athletic chicks in bikinis frolic in the sand all day should take the sting out of the nasty bathroom experiences.

Big outing for Lamar Odom this weekend ... the ex-NBA star hit up a college baseball game in L.A. -- and the kicker, we're told he was essentially all by himself.

Big Ang drew a big crowd for her final send-off Monday.

Friends and family -- around 200 strong -- showed up at the Basilica of Regina Pacis Church in Brooklyn.

Ang's estranged husband, Neil Murphy, along with Carla Facciolo and Renee Graziano were front and center for the funeral.

Madonna's crying out to Rocco again ... posting a pic from happier days.

Madge put up the photo of Rocco grinning with dandelions around his neck and said, "I miss this boy so full of life so full of love!"

She and Guy Ritchie are set to face off in court next month in their custody battle over Rocco ... who's living with Dad in England, for now. Madonna's been reaching out by posting pics with messages for her son.

Taylor Swift is sinking $250k into Kesha's legal fund as a "show of support" in Kesha's up to now losing battle to cut ties with Sony and Dr. Luke.

Kesha tried unsuccessfully to get out of her contract with Sony, on grounds one of its star producers, Dr. Luke, allegedly raped her. Luke has strongly denied the allegation and a judge has ruled she has all sorts of options to fulfill her contract at Sony, by simply working with another producer.

Big Ang's estranged husband broke down in tears Sunday as her wake rolled on.

As we reported, Big Ang dumped Neil Murphy for being unsupportive during her cancer battle. Whether he's there for love or forgiveness ... Murphy got extremely emotional.

It seems there's a divide in the family, as evidenced by the video. There are 2 camps, and one doesn't support Murphy.

Jennifer Lawrence has a message for the people watching her go.

J Law enjoyed the perfect 80 degree winter temps in LA Sunday ... strolling with a pal in hipsterville neighborhood, Echo Park.

Rob Kardashian is sticking to a strict diet -- no fast food, regular workouts and lots of Blac Chyna ... and friends think it's already helped him shed about 40 lbs.

We're told Rob's also cut out red meats and carbs while hitting the gym 5 times a week with a trainer ... plus additional workouts with Chyna.

We're told the couple made a "no cheat days" vow, and they're motivating each other to stick to it.

It's hard to say the program isn't working, based on recent pics. Some home cookin' from Blac Chyna doesn't hurt either ...

Kesha's a liar and an extortionist who got exposed by a judge who figured out what's up ... this according to Dr. Luke's lawyers.

As we reported, a NYC judge shut Kesha down Friday in her attempt to get out of her Sony contract, after leveling a panoply of charges against the famed record producer, including rape.

Luke's lawyers have some interesting words for Kesha. On one hand, they want her to know she's always been "free" ... free to record with Luke or any other Sony producer. The lawyers also say they've invested $11 mil in her career and are "committed to continuing to promote her work."

On the other hand, the lawyers blast Kesha for engaging in "trial by Twitter," engaging in an unsupported, "vicious smear campaign to ruin Luke's reputation."

The lawyers go on, claiming Kesha's "outright lies" were designed "to extort a contract renegotiation and money."

The movie "When Fetty Wap met Masika" would be less romantic comedy and more porno -- at least according to the "Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood" star who's positive Fetty is her baby daddy.

TMZ has learned Masika Tucker filed legal docs demanding the rapper submit to a paternity test. We're told Masika explains in the papers, she and Fetty met last year and from June 28 until July 15 had "sexual relations on numerous occasions." She also states he was her only partner during that period. Ditto for the 4 months prior.

Bottom line for Masika -- who's 7-8 months along -- Fetty's her only candidate for the daddy.

Masika also wants Fetty to pay pregnancy expenses and child support once the baby arrives. She lists some monthly expenses ... including $4,500 for rent, $820 for a housekeeper and $2,000 for clothes.

We're told she says she's dropping $17k per month on expenses.

Masika wants the court to grant her full legal and physical custody as soon as she pops out baby Fetty.

Rachel Dolezal ran afoul of the NAACP, but famed civil rights leader Langston Hughes would be flattered she named her son after him, and would even support her according to one of Hughes' confidants.

As we reported, Rachel named the baby Langston Attickus Dolezal, and Arnold Rampersad -- executor of Hughes' estate -- tells TMZ the choice is more perfect than you'd think.

Rampersad says the Harlem Renaissance poet frequently wrote about sexual relations between different races, and understood the "pains of what used to be called a 'voluntary Negro'" -- a term for a white person who chooses to fight for black rights.

He even compared Rachel to Walter Francis White, who lead the NAACP for 24 years ... even though he outwardly appeared to be a white man (he was actually mixed).

Score one for Dolezal. Finally.

"Hollywood Divas" star Elise Neal says she bailed on her show after equipment busted her head open during a shoot, and producers refused to foot the medical bills.

Neal tells TMZ she was taping a scene at a bowling alley when a light fixture broke and knocked her in the head.

Neal says producers were heartless and told her she needed to finish shooting the scene. She claims production tried to cover up the accident and then just filmed like it never happened.

According to Neal, "Hollywood Divas" has refused to pay a cent of her sizable medical bills, which include the cost of x-rays and MRIs.

We reached out to the show's producers ... so far, no word back.

It looks like aging has forgot about Dre.

Here’s a 30-year-old version of the hip-hop mogul backstage at the Source Awards in New York City (left) and 20 years later ... the Beats boss – who celebrated his 51st birthday earlier this week -- at a movie premiere in Los Angeles late last year (right).

Ain't nuthin’ but a gene thang.

The question is ...

Ex-Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle has been arrested again -- this time, he was busted in Kansas for battery ... TMZ Sports has learned.

The 24-year-old -- who was cut by the Cowboys back in November -- has been booked on 3 counts of aggravated battery, 1 count of drug possession and 1 count of criminal damage.

He's being held on $100,000 bail.

According to officials, Randle was taken into custody around 8 AM Sunday morning.

It's the 3rd time Randle has been arrested since he was cut by Dallas ... and during his last arrest, predicted that his NFL career was over.

Also, Randle was famously popped for stealing underwear and cologne from a department store back in 2014.

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