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David Hasselhoff wants time on the beach -- for retirement, not "Baywatch" -- but an obstacle is standing in his way ... his ex-wife.

The Hoff filed legal docs asking a judge to cut off all spousal support to Pamela Bach, whom he divorced in 2006. David's been paying Pam $21,000 a month for nearly 10 years, and he says she's made absolutely no effort to become self-supporting.

David tells the judge he's getting to the age where retirement should be looming, but he says that can't happen with a gigantic, monthly alimony nut.

The 63-year-old says he's looting his retirement account because his monthly gross -- $112,000 -- is not enough to cover his expenses and spousal support.

Madonna is clearly making headway in reconnecting with her son Rocco, with a little help from the hottest restaurant in London.

Madonna and her 15-year-old escapee broke bread Sunday at the Chiltern Firehouse. Madonna's been in London for more than a week, with a singular purpose ... making peace with the kid who bailed on her in December for dad Guy Ritchie.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green hit up their local Farmers Market Sunday with their two sons Bodhi and Noah.

As we previously reported ... they're still getting a divorce, even though he got her pregnant after she filed for divorce.

Looks like co-parenting won't be a problem.

Tupac Shakur came on STRONG to a high school classmate ... confessing about heartbreak and his love of Prince in an emotional letter that's now up for sale.

He wrote the 1988 letter to a girl in his drama class he called "Beethoven." She says that was his nickname for her because she played piano. It's clear from the letter, 'Pac was already a deep cat back then.

He wrote, "As u will soon find out, I do not spare words, I say what I feel. So if something I say scares u please don't panic because I tend 2 get over emotional." He also said, "It's almost like I've known you 4 years."

A woman claims she broke her pelvis falling off a stripper pole mounted on a bus during a bachelorette party, and she says the bus company is to blame.

Lacey Laatiks and her friends rented a bus from a L.A. based company for a round trip between San Diego and Temecula, where they hit up 4 wineries. On the ride home she says the bus swerved, causing Lacey's hands to slip off the pole.

Lacey claims in her lawsuit she landed on her side and the fall caused multiple pelvic fractures requiring metal braces and screws. She says she rode home in agony and when the bus finally stopped she was just thrown on the lawn and left.

She insists the company's to blame because it should have never let her dance, swing, and hang on the pole while the bus was traveling at freeway speeds.

She does not say if drinking was involved, but if we could guess ...

We have reached out to the company for comment, so far no word back.

Axl Rose's looks are still rockin'!

Here's a 27-year-old version of the Guns N' Roses frontman at a Rolling Stone event back in 1989 (left) and 27 years later ... the maimed 54-year-old Coachella headliner onstage in Vegas last week (right).

"Welcome to the Jungle."

The question is ...

Tricia Small bagged a HUGE chunk of change for her very cool Malibu house.

The "Salem" executive producer unloaded the dream home for $3.45 mil. It was a long time in coming ... it's been listed for a year at $3.65M.

The buyer will have room to stretch ... 4 bedrooms, including a luxurious master, spa bath and steam shower blanketed with Calcutta gold marble. And there's a chef's kitchen with a restaurant-grade Viking range and a 750 bottle wine cellar.

Hillary Clinton was feeling herself during an impromptu Latin dance party ... but gave a twirl that wouldn't exactly earn her a spot on "Dancing with the Stars."

Clinton was in Washington Heights Sunday speaking on immigration reform when she broke out dancing ... capped off by a rather slow spin from NY senator Adriano Espaillat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger worked it out with the son who has become his spitting image.

Arnold showed Joseph Baena the ropes Saturday at Gold's Gym in Venice. The 18-year-old is jacked like an up-and-coming Mr. Universe, but the Pepperdine business major has other aspirations.

Arnold was bragging in the gym ... Joseph's pulling straight A's.

We haven't seen a single pic of the Arnold and Joseph together since he was a small boy, although we know the 2 were always in contact.

This kid could end up being the true Arnold protege.

Arnold was Mr. Dad Saturday, traveling to Coachella to spend time with son Patrick.

Good thing Coachella is spread out, because even arch enemies were all breathing the same air.

Taylor Swift, who famously has beef with Katy Perry, were there although there's no evidence they ran into each other. And when you add up sheer weight, it's a fair statement tons of other celebs showed, including Scott Eastwood, O'Shea Jackson, Kyle Richards, Ja Rule and Lenny Kravitz.

Prince showed everyone he's on the mend Saturday, showing up at $10 dance party.

TMZ broke the story, Prince's private plane made an emergency landing early Friday after a concert in ATL and His Purpleness was rushed to the hospital. His people later told TMZ he was battling the flu.

We're told Prince wanted people to have living proof he's still living, so he showed up at around midnight at Paisley Park near his Minnesota home and showed off his new guitar and piano.

He didn't sing, but told the crowd, "Wait a few days before you waste any prayers."

It was all about Guns N' Roses Saturday at Coachella ... clearly the highlight of the festival.

Axl and the boys slayed with "Sweet Child O' Mine," and went on for an astounding 3 hours ... well, a skosh shy of 3 hours.

Axl was confined to his throne -- courtesy of fellow broken-legger Dave Grohl -- but midway through their set he brought on Angus Young, telling the crowd someone needed to jump around the stage.

BTW ... AC/DC announced Axl will be their lead singer for their world tour, because Brian Johnson was in such bad shape hearing-wise he was afraid he'd go deaf on the road.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are officially parents to a little girl.

Chrissy gave birth Thursday, if the computer screen in the pic is any indication. The baby's name ... Luna Simone Stephens.

Kesha ended her self-imposed exile Saturday night, joining Zedd on stage at Coachella.

She hasn't performed since her feud with Sony and Dr. Luke erupted, but it was just like riding a bike, because she sounds awesome.

Unclear if there's any symbolism in her song choice ... "True Colors."

Coachella was the place for music Saturday, with an awesome lineup.

Axl, O'Shea Jackson, Ice Cube, Zedd, Kesha, Snoop, Skrillex and lots of others performers hit the stage .. and no one failed to please.