Johnny Manziel Those Ain't My Drugs ... I'm Going Sober

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Someone's doing drugs in the Mexico house where Johnny Manziel is staying ... but the QB swears it's not his stuff and further says he's going stone-cold sober ... in a few days.

Check out this picture posted by a woman staying in the house ... holding several bags of what appear to be drugs. She doesn't say whose drugs and does not even insinuate they're tied to Johnny.

We spoke with Manziel who was adamant they are NOT his drugs ... period.

"They're absolutely not mine. I don't even know that girl."

Here's what we do know ... Manziel is staying in the insanely expensive Cabo mansion with 20 people, not all of whom he knows.

For his part, Manziel tells TMZ Sports he's NOT doing any drugs in Mexico and says he's going completely sober starting July 1st ... no booze, eating right and training like crazy.

Manziel has said he's determined to make a comeback to the NFL -- and tells us he's finally ready to get back to work ... right after one last turn up.

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JOHNNY'S MEXICO MANSION

Kylie, Tyga In Case There Was Any Doubt ...

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Kylie and Tyga are no longer coy about giving it another good 'ol faux college try.

They went Bentley shopping Tuesday and couldn't keep their hands or lips off each other. Kylie was test driving a convertible as Tyga rode shotgun.

Our Bentley spies tell us Tyga was giving her advice about the car ... ironic since his Bentley got repo'd in February.

They left without buying.

Kanye West Adidas Deal Has Billion Dollar Potential ... Look Out Nike!

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Kanye West's new partnership with Adidas could make him A BILLION DOLLARS ... TMZ has learned.

Adidas announced Wednesday they've signed Kanye to a contract that will have a seismic impact on the sport and street fashion world. The deal calls for YEEZY retail shops that will hawk shoes, apparel, and accessories. We're told he'll also be designing athletic wear for basketball and football.

In addition to the stores ... we're told 'Ye's also getting his own design team made up of the best of the best in the industry.

Our sources say it will take a few years to get the stores and merchandising up to speed, but the projections call for profits that could line Kanye's designer pockets to the tune of a cool bil.

Your move, Nike ... and LeBron.

D.A. to Trevone Boykin You Don't Have a Plea Deal ... Yet.

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Trevone Boykin's agent is sorely mistaken if he thinks his client has already cut a plea deal for his Alamo Bowl bar fight.

Calvin Harris I'm Done Dating Celebrities

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Calvin Harris is DONE dating famous chicks, and blames his terrible experience with Taylor Swift for the change of heart.

Sources close to the DJ tell TMZ ... Calvin believes celebs are narcissistic, and all he wants is a normal girl.

As for his type ... he's very, very clear -- sexy latina ... a Sofia Vergara-type who is not famous.

As for why Calvin thinks Taylor's a narcissist ... he can't believe she dumped him when he was down after his car accident ... just because she found a shiny new object. He also says she was so obsessed with her life and career she felt put out whenever he had plans that conflicted with what she wanted him to do.

We're told Calvin doesn't want back in a relationship anytime soon, and he shouldn't have much of a problem ... as the resident DJ at the biggest nightclub in Vegas.

As for reports he hooked up with Megan Rees ... we're told Calvin laughed at the stories and says it's BS.

Justin Bieber I'm Finally a Free Man

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Justin Bieber has not been a free man for 2 years, but that all changed in the last few weeks because we've learned he's finally off probation.

Bieber copped a plea in the now-famous vandalism case in which he chucked eggs at his neighbor's house, causing $80k in damages. Justin paid for the repairs and performed 40 hours community service. He was then placed on 2 years probation and ordered to keep his nose clean.

Justin not only lived up to his end of the bargain ... he impressed the folks at the Probation Dept. So his lawyer, Shawn Holley, went to court a month early and got a judge to end probation.

On June 9th -- 30 days before his probation officially expired -- he became a free man again.

Congrats!

Judge Joe Brown Benched By State Bar Unfit to Practice ... For Now

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Judge Joe Brown is incapable of practicing law because of some sort of disability that renders him either physically or mentally impaired.

The Tennessee Supreme Court has put Brown on inactive status, meaning he cannot represent clients. As for why, Brown's production company says, "Judge Brown is suffering from what hopefully will prove to be a temporary disability as a result of complications following from Type II Diabetes and the effects of prescribed medications for the condition, combined with hypertension and stress."

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A Tennessee disciplinary official tells us, the trigger for benching the former TV court judge was a disciplinary hearing. Brown was under fire for blowing a gasket at a judge in a Memphis juvenile court. The Tennessee Supreme Court determined Brown's disability made him unable to defend himself in the disciplinary hearing, so he was placed on inactive status.

We tried reaching Brown for comment ... so far no word back.

Nick Young I Lost Iggy's Ring Let's Get that Insurance Money!

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How do you LOSE a gaudy $500,000 diamond ring? Ask Nick Young ...

Calvin Harris Check Out My New Chicks

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No one doubted Calvin Harris would have no trouble attracting women, but most people assumed he'd try to score one at a time.

Calvin posted this pic of him on a private yacht, surrounded by hot women.

He also posted what he called a motivational message, although the pic is more motivating than the video.

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Taylor who?

Dennis Quaid Wife Files for Divorce ... Again

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Dennis Quaid and his wife are heading for divorce for the second time ... TMZ has learned.

Kimberly Quaid filed the divorce petition Tuesday in L.A. according to Dennis, who was working in Vancouver on his show Crackle's "The Art of More" at the time, but it's clear this was NOT a blindside. In a joint statement, Dennis and Kimberly tell TMZ ... "After careful consideration, we have decided to end our 12 year marriage. The decision was made amicably and with mutual respect toward one another."

Kimberly first called things off back in March of 2012 ... only to change her mind a couple months later and withdraw the divorce filing.

Dennis and Kimberly have been married since 2004. They made it through tragedy when their twins were born in 2007 at Cedars Sinai, and staffers mistakenly gave the infants a near fatal dose of Heparin.

Sources connected to the couple tell us much of the split has been sorted out already -- including the divvying up of assets -- and they plan to share custody of their now 8 year-old kids, Thomas and Zoe.

The couple added, "We will always remain great friends and devoted partners in raising our children."

'Star Wars' 'Death Troopers' ... The New B-Day Clowns!

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Make room for a new villian on the 'Star Wars' block -- Lucasfilm is finally prepping to cash in on the legendary "Death Trooper" character.

Lucasfilm just filed docs in Europe to secure rights to make and sell all "Death Troopers"-related gear -- clothing, footwear, toys, games, birthday party paper hats and favors ... even Christmas tree stands. Nothing says happy holidays like a DEATH Trooper under your tree!

The DTs first appeared in the 'Star Wars Legends' novel, but there's heavy fan speculation they'll debut onscreen in 'Rogue One.' No less an authority than Wookiepedia believes this brief image from the trailer is an actual DT.

The merchandising strategy seems to back up that theory -- plus, Lucasfilm pulled the same move earlier this year with the "Shadow Trooper."

Lotsa troopers in that far, far away galaxy, eh?

French Montana I'll Cure Your Need for Speed

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French Montana is putting people in the driver's seat of his favorite exotic sports cars, virtually ... which means there's zero chance you'll get nailed with a ticket.

IM3 Gaming Studios, the same folks who designed The Game's "Block Wars," modeled French's new mobile app, "Speed Gods" ... after the famous Gumball 3000 celeb race.

We're told players get to race through NYC, Miami, L.A. and Vegas streets in Lambos, BMW i8s and other fancy whips. The project's personal for French -- who rolls in Maseratis and Ferraris on the reg.

His pals Diddy, DJ Khaled and Rick Ross make cameos in the game and there's an homage to his late protege, Chinx Drugz.

The app drops July 15 and, like Game's app, it's free -- but add-ons will cost you .99 cents to $99.

Apps and emojis -- hip-hop's new gold chains and Henny.

TMZ Live Chris Brown: A Nasty Hollywood Breakup!

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HERE'S THE RUNDOWN
  • Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner Officially Bury the Hatchet
  • Jay Z & Beyonce Make a Surprise Birthday Cameo
  • Taylor Swift Meets Her Latest Celeb Boyfriend's Mom
  • Suge Knight Wants Revenge After Getting Shot in a Nightclub

BET Awards Weekend Strippers Wrangle Rack$ On Rack$ On Rack$!!

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Let's give a hand for strippers raking in almost $100k during BET Awards weekend in L.A.

We broke the story, 2 elite strip clubs -- Ace of Diamonds and Crazy Girls -- flew in 50 of the nation's hottest strippers to meet demand from high rollers in town for the award show. Now, we've got the final tallies for the ladies, or as their customers might say ... the total damage.

Check out the gallery for the numbers and the booty.

#RacksErrwhere

Mark Zuckerberg I Spent $100 Million ... Damn Straight, I'm Building This Wall

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Mark Zuckerberg's 6' stone wall around his $100 million Kauai property has blocked out the Pacific Ocean to neighbors ... some of whom are livid.

The Facebook founder bought the 750-acre estate in 2014 and now wants to shore it up, but a 5'8" neighbor for one is furious, because now she can't see water.

Some neighbors claim they've tried reaching out to Zuckerberg, to no avail.

TMZ contacted the zoning department in the area and we were told no one has lodged a formal complaint and there is no investigation.

We contacted someone from the Planning Dept. and turns out Zuck has every right to build a 6' wall if he wants ... and he wants.