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Sean Penn slapped the cuffs on Madonna and it only cost him $150k -- instead of marriage and a messy divorce.

The exes ended up on stage for Madonna's charity event -- Raising Malawi -- during Art Basel in Miami. She told the crowd she'd marry Sean again if he bid $150,000 for a necklace, and he did.

He was outbid for the jewelry. As for the marriage part? The jury's still out.

Watch what happened when Madge called Sean on stage -- she's professed love, but she's done this kinda thing before.

Paris Hilton and vodka did NOT go well together for once when a spilled drink screwed up her DJ gig in Miami -- but at least the crowd got to watch her play handywoman.

P was doing a set at Wall for Art Basel, and just when she had the club jumping ... someone doused her laptop with booze!

She was cool about it at first, but check out Paris filling time and trying to direct repairs. Somehow they got it sorted out after about 10 minutes.

Britney Spears celebrated her 35th birthday with roughly 20 thousand people Friday night, and revamped an old 'do for the occasion.

Spears performed at KIIS FM's Jingle Ball in L.A. -- along with Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars and a bunch of other huge acts -- and her double bun hairstyle made loyal fans nostalgic for that classic, often-imitated, never duplicated "school girl in pigtails" look.

Little messier these days, but still ... cue the track!

You’ll need all hands on deck as you search for the subtle differences between these two colorful candids of Jason Sudeikis on a talk show.

A contractor for "Tiny House Nation" has a big problem -- the couple who hired him is talking so much smack, they're crushing his bottom line ... according to the lawsuit he just filed.

Charles Brzezinski built a compact pad for Jared Logan and Vanessa Wesley on season 3 of the FYI reality show, but says they've since accused him of being a fraud and doing a shoddy job.

According to the docs ... Brzezinski says the couple posted a lengthy negative review on a consumers website accusing him of being an unlicensed contractor and crappy builder.

The contractor also says the couple posted pics that show the home falling apart -- but he says the images are of lousy work Jared and Vanessa did by themselves ... after construction was complete.

Brzezinski says the negative online reviews have cost him tons in business and trashed his reputation. He's suing to get the couple to delete the review, and for more than $1 million in damages.

He also points out Jared and Vanessa happily signed a certificate of completion when the house was done ... and even has this video showing the place was immaculate when they got the keys.

Kanye West is back home! And who really knows if Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather plan to strap on the gloves? So we gotta ask ...

10:17 AM PST -- A witness at Delilah that night tells us Drake was not there -- and there's a private bathroom for celebs -- so even if he was, he'd never cross paths with the man claiming assault.

Drake got dragged into a crappy mess after one of his bodyguards allegedly punched a man in the face because he wouldn't get his ass out of the bathroom.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... a customer filed a battery report Tuesday with the L.A. County Sheriff claiming he was assaulted at Delilah in West Hollywood.

The man told cops he was at the restaurant on Nov. 5 when security tried clearing the bathroom ... so Drake could use it in private, he claims. He says, out of nowhere, he got clocked in the face.

Based on social media pics ... the alleged victim told cops he thinks it was one of Drake's bodyguards who socked him. Cops are now investigating, but Drake is not a suspect.

Thomas Edison wasn't ok with people ripping off his ideas, but this is your chance to rip off a bunch of his old memorabilia -- if you like grossly overpriced electric relics.

Heritage Auction is hawking 5 light bulbs and a socket preserved from the 19th century. Edison Electric used the gear during lawsuits against companies he claimed were copying his bright ideas. Heritage's estimate for the lot is $10,000 ... but expect to spend much more than that conservative number if you're interested.

Not into dead light bulbs? There's also a set of keys to Edison's Menlo Park lab where he invented his first commercial light bulb. Asking price -- $6,000!

The weather may be cooling down but these stars are keeping social media hot by posting these super sexy selfies on their accounts!

Tomi Lahren's "I Have Black Friends" tour of NYC made a stop in Times Square with Charlamagne Tha God, and instead of Black Lives Matter ... they focused on a different movement.

The day after TheBlaze's ultra conservative host had drinks with Trevor Noah, she met Charlamagne -- most likely to discuss why she blew off an appearance on his radio show.

The odd couple says they're trying to understand each other's views on everything from politics to BPM -- yes, black penises matter has become a thing thanks to these two.

Farrah Abraham put her festive snow globes on display while wading in a kiddie pool in Texas ... without her kid.

50 Cent just got a HUGE financial helping hand in his bankruptcy case -- his old lawyers will cough up $14.5 million after a sweet settlement deal.

50 had sued his team of attorneys for malpractice, insisting they did a shoddy job repping him against Sleek Audio. You'll recall, Fiddy lost that case and owed Sleek a ton of cash.

Rather than go to trial, the lawyers have struck a deal with the rapper ... agreeing to pay him the $14.5 mil. Not that Fiddy will be able to spend it -- it's already spoken for due to his bankruptcy.

According to docs filed in that case ... 50 still owes $23 million to his creditors, including $17 mil to Sleek -- so the settlement money's likely going straight into their pockets, not his.

Sam Smith damn near fell off the face of the planet this year -- but resurfaced in London Thursday night with some hot arm candy, Nicole Scherzinger.

The two hit up the Toy Room nightclub ... which wouldn't be a big deal, except for the fact virtually no one's seen Sam since his April performance at Coachella.

Chris Christie seems to be making one last push for a high-ranking job in the GOP under Donald Trump ... since he personally stopped by Trump Tower.

We spotted Christie heading in for a meeting with the Prez-elect and his team Friday morning. There are reports he's interested in becoming the new RNC Chairman ... to replace Reince Priebus, who's about to become Trump's Chief of Staff.

Remember, the NJ Governor was passed over for VP, despite being one of Trump's staunchest supporters.

If Lil Yachty's got something for him -- it's sound advice.

We got the Atlanta MC leaving LAX Friday, and had to ask if he had a response to Shia's new diss track, "Zapruder." One highlight -- Shia referring to Yachty as "Lil Romeo meets Raggedy Ann."

Yachty's not impressed ... in fact, his assessment of Shia's MC skills is pretty simple: get back to doing what you know how to do. Even Steven?