Mick Jagger, Keith Richards Velvet Pants Hit Auction Block We're Real Slackers!!!

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You want to get into Mick Jagger and Keith Richards' pants ... you can, for a hefty price.

A pair of sage green velvet pants custom-made for the Rolling Stones frontman, and later shared with his bandmate, are up for auction. The slick slacks were gifted to Gram Parsons, which makes it an awesome triangle tailored for the highest bidder.

Bidding begins at a grand, but Mick, Keith and Gram's trousers are expected to haul in more than $10k. Bids can be placed online at RR Auction until February 16.

Singer Bryson Tiller Ex-Manager Goes to War ... Your New Team's Screwing My $$$$

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Grammy nominee Bryson Tiller's at the center of a lawsuit between his past and present reps, who are battling over his income now that his career's blowing up.

In a lawsuit, Bryson's ex-manager, Steven J. Dorn, says he got pushed out of his gig by the singer's current lawyer. Dorn says he covered Bryson's living expenses, child support payments, car insurance and secured recording facilities for him.

He says Bryson agreed to pay him back and then split his future income evenly with him ... according to the docs. Dorn, who's repped by Boris Treyzon, says the whole deal went south in 2015 when Bryson's lawyer gave him his walking papers.

Now, Bryson's hit, "Exchange," is up for best R&B song and Dorn is out in the cold. In the docs, he says there was a conspiracy to cut him out of the picture.

Bryson's not named in the lawsuit ... 'cause why mess with the goose that's laying golden Grammys?

What's The Big Frigin' Difference?!

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Things are gettin’ real juicy for Jennifer Garner in these almost identical pressed pics ... put your skills to the test as you search for the differences between these two cleansing candids.

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

TMZ's Last Minute Valentine's Day Cards Print Your Own!

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If you forgot to buy your bae a Valentine’s Day gift there’s no need to panic because we’re here with custom cards guaranteed to get you back in Cupid's good graces.

Scroll through our celeb-inspired collection and when you find the one that makes your heart flutter ... click on the link in the caption to download a printable version -- and just like that you’re back in the game.

You can thank us later.

TMZ Live Nick Cannon: NBC Took My Black Card!

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HERE'S THE RUNDOWN
  • Oprah: She Gets What She Wants!
  • 'Cash Me Ousside' Girl: Video Vixen
  • Shia LaBeouf: Trump Protest Shut Down!
  • Khloe Kardashian: Goodbye Forever, Lamar!

Robin Thicke Being a Dad's Rad ... I Should Do it Again

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DADDY DUTIES

Robin Thicke isn't letting his bitter custody war with Paula Patton sour him on being a parent.

Robin was all smiles Friday at LAX when asked what people should know about him as a father. Of course, Paula's accused him of spanking their son too hard -- and just recently allowed him to begin having monitored visits with 6-year-old Julian.

If the ordeal's getting him down, Robin didn't let it show.

He also made a confession his gf, April Love Geary, will want to hear.

Detroit Tigers Owner Mike Ilitch Dies Founded Little Caesars Pizza Too

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Detroit Tigers owner Mike Ilitch -- who also founded Little Caesars Pizza -- has died at 87 ... his family confirmed.

Ilitch was worth a fortune ... reportedly more than $6 BILLION.

He also owned the Detroit Red Wings ... who won 4 Stanley Cups under his ownership.

“My father was a once-in-a-generation entrepreneur, visionary and leader, setting the tone for our organization and our family” ... Ilitch's son said in a statement.

Ilitch's family says he died at a local hospital.

George Michael 911 Call 'He's in Bed, Dead'

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THE EMERGENCY AUDIO

George Michael's boyfriend calmly called 911 on Christmas Day and informed the dispatcher, "I've been trying to wake him up for the last hour but it's not possible. He's gone."

Fadi Fawaz discovered Michael's body in bed and told dispatchers the singer was "cold and he's blue ... and he's very stiff."

Fawaz sounds distressed but held it together. He was under a cloud of suspicion after he reportedly said he had spent Xmas Eve sleeping in his car and not at George's home. After the first autopsy proved inconclusive, cops interviewed Fawaz for hours but cleared him of any wrongdoing.

He still has not been buried as authorities continue to investigate cause of death.

FYI ... in England, emergency calls are 999, not 911.

Obamas' Law Professor Michelle was Better than Barack

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I'M WITH MICHELLE!

Charles Ogletree -- the man who taught law to Barack and Michelle Obama -- says she was the real star.

The legendary Harvard constitutional law professor was at LAX Friday when our photog asked who was the better student, and Ogletree didn't hesitate ... it was Michelle.

He then drops the bombshell, flatly saying she should have ended up in the Oval.

'Cash Me Ousside' Girl Music Video Not Certified Official ... Says Kodak Black

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Kodak Black's setting the record straight -- the "Cash Me Ousside" girl's music video for his song is NOT the official video ... and was never meant to be.

A rep for KB tells us someone from Danielle Bregoli's camp reached out to ask if Kodak would repost her homage to "Everything 1k" on his Instagram, and Kodak agreed.

But the rep says Kodak got pissed when he noticed Danielle's team had labeled her clip the official music video. He's cool with her keeping her video online as long as she drops the official" title.

Danielle's camp says this was just a miscommunication, but also pointed out her "unofficial" vid already has more than 3 million YouTube views.

Amal Clooney She's Getting Maternity Protection In Her Law Office

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Amal Clooney doesn't have to worry about someone booting her from her law office while she's on maternity leave, because she's fully protected.

Turns out, barristers in jolly ol' England who take time off work after giving birth are protected way more than in the U.S. The org that regulates the legal profession there allows women up to 12 months off and their job is fully protected.

Amal works with a group of barristers who champion human rights cases.

BTW ... if she's paying for her space in the law office, she doesn't have to cut a check for 6 months after delivering the twins.

That's gotta be a relief.

Shia LaBeouf Calls Cops After 'Jesus' Shows Up At His House to Save Him

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A guy claiming to be Jesus -- THE Jesus -- showed up at Shia LaBeouf's home, and left in handcuffs after Shia called police.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... a homeless man showed up at Shia's home Friday morning in L.A., identified himself as Jesus and declared he was going to save the actor. We're told Shia asked the would-be savior to leave, and he did.

We're told Shia called cops to report the incident, and when officers responded the guy was still on the block. They detained him with handcuffs, but didn't arrest him because Shia didn't press charges. Police suggested he might want to get a restraining order.

Shia's had unwanted guests before -- the last one actually got inside his house -- but this guy had some very bizarre things to say.

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Charles Oakley Trashed White People & Police In MSG Meltdown ... Witnesses Say

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TMZ Sports has obtained witness statements in the Charles Oakley incident at MSG -- in which Knicks staffers claimed Oakley went on a verbal tear trashing white people, cops and Jimmy Dolan after things got physical with security.

According to the documents, one security guard told MSG investigators Oakley was talking to fans before the incident when he saw security looking at him.

The security guard says Oakley said, "You got all these f**king security here looking at me, I don't know what the f**k they're looking at, but they're getting on my f**king nerves."

The witness says Oakley then called a security officer named Kori a "rat bastard" who was always "sucking on [Knicks owner] Dolan's d**k."

That's when the physical altercation went down.

A manager told investigators when things went to the tunnel after the public exchange, Phil Jackson was there. Oakley allegedly said, "You didn't want to listen to me before so don't talk to me now."

And then Oakley allegedly got racial, saying, "All you whites over there get your story straight, why don't you have some brothers over there with you? F**k all you white boys."

The manager also says Oakley shouted, "F**k you police, I used to respect you but now I don't have no respect for you motherf**kers."

The manager says Oakley was told that Michael Jordan was on the phone and wanted to speak to him -- but Oakley refused, "I don’t want to speak to Mike, he’s my brother, this has nothing to do with him, I want to talk to Dolan."

The manager says Oakley continued to say that they all "just suck Dolan’s d**k."

The statements in the witness report are all from MSG and Knicks employees.

Lauryn Hill Keeps Show Flowing While Drunk Fan Gets Booted

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Lauryn Hill didn't skip a beat as she was closing out her Nashville show ... even though a dude was getting booted right in front of the stage.

Hill was mid-song at Ryman Auditorium Thursday when a disturbance went down in the crowd. It's hard to tell exactly what happens in the video, but witnesses tell us a drunk guy was harassing a woman ... who was eventually lifted to the safety of the stage by security.

Cops say they got a call for a scuffle between two people and arrested a man for public intoxication, resisting arrest, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct ... but it's unclear if it's from the same incident as the video.

Nobody plays it cool like Lauryn.

Jamie Lynn Spears Daughter Leaves Hospital Smiling!!!

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Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter, Maddie, appears to be out of the woods ... and her adorable little smile's all the proof you need.

Jamie Watson posted a photo with 8-year-old Maddie in a helicopter and saying they're headed home after a grueling week in the hospital following the scary ATV accident. Jamie thanked first responders at University and Children's Hospital in New Orleans.

As we reported, Maddie was awake and breathing on her own Tuesday, a family spokesperson said there's no apparent neurological damage.

AWESOME NEWS!!!!!

Donald Trump Gets Handsy with Prime Minister ... FOR 19 SECONDS!!!!

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President Donald Trump's got a problem on his hands ... he doesn't know how or when to let go.

Trump's photo op Friday with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe at the White House included an awkward 19 second handshake.

You GOTTA see the PM's reaction when Trump finally lets go. It seems to be a thing with Trump. Look it up.

Where's that "Frozen" song when you need it ...