Kim Kardashian Float on My Ass This Summer Only $98 ... Plus Shipping!
If you've ever compared Kim Kardashian's ass to a flotation device, turns out she agreed with you ... because it's literally for sale now.
Kim released a bunch of new Kimoji merch on her site Tuesday -- and we noticed she's selling a pool floatie in the shape of her epic ass, which retails for a cool $98 ... plus $10 shipping.
The Butt Pool Float is currently available for pre-order, and will ship as early as June (kinda late, no?). There's not much of a description for the product either ... butt it pretty much speaks for itself.
It's big, and it floats. Sort of like this.
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Stephen Belafonte Mel B's Allegations Are a Pack of Lies
Stephen Belafonte has broken his silence, telling TMZ ... Mel B's domestic violence allegations are "outrageous and unfounded."
Belafonte's lawyers tell us, "It's a shame that Ms. Brown elected not to proceed in a respectful and amicable fashion in this very private matter. In due course, Mr. Belafonte will be filing his response to the outrageous and unfounded allegations made by Ms. Brown, which allegations he vehemently denies."
The statement goes on, "When the Court determines the truth, it will become clear that this entire charade was nothing more than a smear campaign intended to cover up Ms. Brown's own conduct during the marriage in light of her current involvement with a family television show, and in an effort to unfairly gain leverage both financially and with respect to custody of the children."
The lawyers go on ... "When the degree to which Ms. Brown has gone to create a false depiction of her marriage to Mr. Belafonte is uncovered, real victims and survivors of domestic violence and sexual abuse will be understandably offended, angry and upset."
"Mr. Belafonte is confident that the truth will come out when he has his day in court at which time he looks forward to being reunited with his children," adding, "What matters most to Mr. Belafonte is the safety and well-being of his daughters and step-daughters."
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Britney Spears Oops, I Delayed an Israeli Election
Britney Spears did it again ... her concert has delayed an election in Israel.
The Israeli Labor Party has reportedly postponed its primary election from July 3 to July 4 since Brit's rolling into Tel Aviv the same day.
In a statement, the election committee for the Labor Party did not name Britney specifically -- but did say "the election date was delayed by one day due to the fact that there is a major event at Yarkon Park on July 3, 2017." That's where Britney's concert is going down.
Israeli journalist Tal Schneider broke the story ... the Labor Party apparently made the change so their party members could reach polling stations without all the foot traffic around ... and actually cast a vote.
Seems those Britney concerts are toxic for elections.
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BLM's Johnetta Elzie Kendall & Pepsi Insulted Me! I'd Be Shot If I Pulled That
Civil rights activist Johnetta Elzie is slamming Kendall Jenner for pretending to be something she's not in that Pepsi ad, and mocking the real work of real-life protesters.
'Netta, one of the Black Lives Matter leaders, isn't letting Kendall or the soda co. off the hook for what she calls an insulting marketing ploy. She explained how the results would be way more violent if she tried to hand a Pepsi can to a cop during a rally.
Johnetta also shouts out women who took part in actual protests across the country ... and calls out Pepsi for going radio silent when there was real work to be done in the community.
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Mel B Huddling Up with Lawyer Over Belafonte Drama
Mel B beelined it for her attorney Wednesday, possibly with new evidence in her nasty divorce from Stephen Belafonte.
She seemed determined heading into the office building after making a quick stop at her Bev Hills home ... where assistants removed a computer for her. Stephen's been banned from the house by the restraining order ... so it's unclear why she'd take the computer.
It is clear Mel will be spending a lot of time with her lawyers in the months ahead.
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Kendall Jenner No Creative Involvement In Pepsi Ad
Kendall Jenner was the face of the Pepsi commercial and that's it ... she had no involvement in the creative process ... sources involved in the production tell TMZ.
Our sources say she signed on to do the gig and with no knowledge of the marketing vision ... she just knew the brand was big. She clearly knew the story line once she got the script, but the creative was already a done deal.
As we reported ... Pepsi pulled the commercial and apologized for missing the mark and also "for putting Kendall Jenner in this position."
It explains why Pepsi specifically apologized to Kendall in its statement.
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Mama June You Won't See Me In A Bikini Ever!
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Mama June is back to working out after being sidelined by several surgeries following her dramatic weight loss, but says only time will tell if she keeps the weight off.
We got June in NYC Wednesday where she gave us a laundry list of the operations she underwent to reach her dress size 4. They sound painful, and even she says she's done going under the knife.
As for being pleased with the results ... June still has reservations about throwing on a bikini, so that's saying something.
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Kendall Jenner Walk of Shame After Pepsi Ad
Kendall Jenner was in a cover-up of sorts after Pepsi yanked her ad ... hiding her face as she walked past a bank of paparazzi in Paris.
Paps got Kendall Wednesday at a Paris airport, where she was predictably tight-lipped about the backlash she and Pepsi got for the tone-deaf ad.
Pepsi has since taken it down and apologized to Kendall.
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Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad Outsourced to Thailand
The Kendall Jenner Pepsi protest commercial featuring American flags and what look like San Francisco cops went off with a bang ... as in Bangkok.
It's kind of weird ... Pepsi presented the ad as a slice of Americana, yet jumped through hoops by shooting in Thailand.
Extras were dressed in jackets emblazoned with American flags, the cops sported SFPD badges and the theme of the commercial was inspired by protests in America ... it just wasn't shot there.
In Pepsi's defense ... there was a Starbucks nearby.
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Channing Tatum Grills Vegas 'Magic Mike Live' Dancers
The "Magic Mike Live" cast doesn't need more meat on their bones, but got some anyway ... courtesy of Channing Tatum, who grilled for the guys on their day off.
The live stage version of the movie is in previews in Sin City, and the guys have been rehearsing nonstop. Channing's not in it, but has been there consulting, and decided to reward the cast with a family-style BBQ.
We're told the party was thrown at the $5 million Airbnb crib that Channing's been staying outside of Vegas for free. It's in the same ritzy hood as Wayne Newton’s famous estate.
Looks like the guys kept their shirts on for most of the party. Savin' it for the stage, we guess.
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Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad Mirrors Real Protests ... Not Really
As if the Kendall Jenner ad was not ridiculous enough ... check out some real protests from Ferguson, Chicago, Baton Rouge, Charlotte and other cities where strife between the Black Lives Matter movement and police can't be solved with soda pop.
Pepsi has pulled the ad, but what were they thinking in the first place?
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Pepsi Yanks Commercial ... Apologizes to Kendall
Pepsi has officially folded and pulled its Kendall Jenner ad after an online revolt ... and issued a special apology to the "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star.
The company was ducking for cover all morning, as people railed on the ad which made it look like Kendall Jenner could bring unity between cops and protests like the Black Lives Matter movement with a can of soda.
Pepsi released the following statement -- "Pepsi was trying to project a global message of unity, peace and understanding. Clearly, we missed the mark, and we apologize. We did not intend to make light of any serious issue."
The company goes on to say, "We are removing the content and halting any further rollout. We also apologize for putting Kendall Jenner in this position."
DeRay Mckesson, the face of the Black Lives Matter movement, said what's on the minds of many ... how could the brain trust at Pepsi have thought this was cool?
As for Kendall ... she's removed all references to the commercial on social media.
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Nikki Bella John Cena Doesn't Want Kids 'So, We're Not Having Kids'
Nikki Bella says she and her new fiance, John Cena, have already decided on their family plan -- NO KIDS ... because the WWE superstar has no desire to be a dad.
Cena's talked about not wanting children in the past ... but he also swore he'd never get engaged -- so, now that he's changed his mind on marriage, we were wondering if kids were now on the table as well.
There's more ... Nikki also tells us what she has in mind for her bachelorette party -- and why she was SHOCKED her man popped the question at WrestleMania.
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Martin Luther King Jr. Daughter's Sarcastic Wish Pepsi Could Have Solved Civil Rights Struggle
Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter, Bernice, can only wish Pepsi had stepped in to help her dad resolve issues between cops and civil rights activists back in the day.
Bernice's biting Twitter post is the latest jab at the soda company that made Kendall Jenner a hero as she achieved unity between the Black Lives Matter movement and cops ... with the help of a can of soda.
We've been calling Pepsi all morning ... and they are ducking for cover.
1:15 PM PT -- Pepsi has responded to Bernice's tweet, stating, "We at Pepsi believe in the legacy of Dr. King & meant absolutely no disrespect to him & others who fight for justice."
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David Schwimmer Splits from Wife After 7 Year Marriage
David Schwimmer and his wife, Zoe Buckman, have split after almost 7 years of marriage.
The couple made the announcement, saying, "It is with great love, respect and friendship that we have decided to take some time apart while we determine the future of our relationship."
They add ... "Our priority is, of course, our daughter's happiness and well being during this challenging time, and so we ask for your support and respect for our privacy as we continue to raise her together and navigate this new chapter for our family."
Schwimmer and Buckman have been together for more than 10 years, and got hitched in June 2010. They have 1 daughter together ... this is also their first go at marriage each.
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Mel B Belafonte Targeted Playboy Mansion for 3-Ways
Stephen Belafonte had a favorite place to take Mel B for 3-ways ... the Playboy Mansion, sources connected with Mel B tell TMZ.
Our sources say Belafonte would "hound and cajole" Mel B to go to the Mansion, which she generally didn't want to do. We're told he would badger her for hours until she was worn down and finally agreed to go.
Once there, our sources say Belafonte would encourage her to drink -- she has struggled with alcohol abuse -- and when she got drunk he would then zero in on Playboy Bunnies for 3-ways.
Sources connected with Belafonte say they had an open marriage. Mel B calls BS on that, alleging Belafonte would often videotape the 3-ways and then threaten to release the videos if she didn't continue to participate in the encounters.