Ted Cruz Pelosi Shoulda Done This ... Before Marathon House Speech

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Nancy Pelosi's record-setting speech in the House of Representatives probably would've gone longer if she'd consulted with the modern-day king of filibusters ... Ted Cruz.

We got the Senator Thursday at the D.C. Prayer Breakfast, where we asked what the hardest part was about giving a marathon speech in Congress. He would know ... he's up there with a 21-hour diatribe against Obamacare, when he famously read "Green Eggs and Ham."

Ted says Rand Paul -- who's also experienced in long speeches -- gave him some great advice that might've served Pelosi well for her own relatively meager record address.

Here's a hint ... comfort below the belt is KEY.

Oprah Puts the Nail in the Coffin I'm Not Running for Prez!

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NO MEANS NO!

Oprah just threw up her hands and confirmed it once and for all in front of Lin-Manuel Miranda -- she's NOT running for President anytime soon ... and we have the video.

Oprah was taping an interview with the "Hamilton" creator Wednesday at the Apollo for her upcoming batch of 'SuperSoul Conversations' that are dropping in March, and she said it clear as day after Lin-Manuel said he wasn't running for public office ... "I'm not either!"

The audience erupted in laughter/shock -- some people sounded downright upset O finally batted down the rumor ... which had been swirling since her incredible Golden Globes speech.

Sorry, everyone. Back to reality.

Quincy Jones Didn't Lie About MJ Stealing 'Billie Jean' ... And Here's the Proof!!!

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Michael Jackson straight-up stole his signature hit, "Billie Jean," from Donna Summer ... is what Quincy Jones claims, and it turns out -- on this topic, at least -- Quincy ain't so crazy.

Here's how Q broke it down to Vulture ..."Michael stole a lot of stuff. He stole a lot of songs. [Donna Summer’s] 'State of Independence' and 'Billie Jean.' The notes don’t lie, man."

He's right. Through the magic of editing -- just like they do in recording studios -- we slowed down Donna's song, and BAM! The first 8 seconds here are just "State of Independence" ... then we added the famous bass line from "Billie Jean" on top of it.

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STRIKING SIMILARITIES?

Identical.

Just for giggles, you can check out both songs at full speed, too.

There's another piece to this puzzle ... Quincy actually produced Donna's song, too!

As for the timing -- Donna's album was released in the summer of 1982 ... when MJ and Quincy would have been working on the "Thriller" album. That came out in November 1982.

We got lover-of-all-things-MJ, Corey Feldman, out last night, and he thinks Quincy should share some of the blame for the song theft. Hmm ...

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HE'S OFF HIS ROCKER!!!

Rick Adelman's Son Ex-NBA Assistant Coach Dead Hit By Car While Crossing Street

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The son of former NBA coach Rick Adelman -- who was an assistant NBA coach himself -- was killed in Houston when he was struck by a vehicle while crossing the street ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Officials confirm 44-year-old R.J. Adelman was walking around downtown Houston around noon on Feb. 2 when he was hit by an 80-year-old woman driving a Chrysler Town & Country minivan.

According to the police report, Adelman was not using a crosswalk at the time of the accident.

Adelman was transported to the hospital in serious condition and was pronounced dead 4 hours later. According to the Harris County medical examiner, Adelman died as a result of blunt force injuries.

The driver was questioned by police and released without charges. However, we're told the accident is still under investigation.

R.J. was a scout for the Sonics and the Kings before becoming an assistant coach with the Houston Rockets while his father was the head coach. He later followed his dad to Minnesota where he took a job as Director of Player Personnel for the Timberwolves.

R.J. played college basketball at Willamette University and won a division II national championship in 1993.

Taylor Swift Bad Blood with Karlie? Ask Katy Perry!!!

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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss aren't just a little on the outs ... it's looking like that bridge is TOTALLY burned, and Karlie's standing with Katy Perry waving from the other side.

Paps got Karlie with Katy and NYT bestselling author Derek Blasberg grabbing sushi in L.A. Wednesday night. The key thing here, of course, is Karlie and Katy hanging together.

Here's why it matters -- Karlie and former BFF Taylor haven't hung out in a minute ... not since their "Bad Blood" squad days back in 2015. And everyone knows Taylor and Katy's rocky relationship.

Adding fuel to the fire, Karlie appeared to shade T-Swift earlier this year with her LOVE Advent calendar shoot, which she posted with the caption, "Swish swish" -- a clear nod to Katy's diss track about Taylor.

The night out with Katy convinces us ... Karlie and Tay are never, ever getting back together.

Philadelphia Eagles Millions of Fans Flood Streets ... For Super Bowl Parade

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STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl parade drew a MASSIVE crowd on Thursday -- with MILLIONS of crazed Bird fans estimated in attendance!!!

The champs pleased the crowd while showing off the city's first Lombardi Trophy ... with Jason Kelce's mummer outfit -- AND expletive-filled speech -- stealing the show.

But the fans also provided plenty of entertainment as well ... bros were crushing porta potties just to get a better look at the action.

And, of course, there was a bit of violence ... but that shouldn't come as a surprise.

Fun fact: Bud Light teamed up with Eagles lineman Lane Johnson to hook fans up with free beer. But who knows if that even had anything to do with the debauchery -- Philly fans be wildin'.

#FlyEaglesFly

Omarosa Blasts Trump & WH Staff ... It's Bad and We Should All Be Worried

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Omarosa's tears were flowing on "Celebrity Big Brother," and the topic of convo getting her all worked up ... her time spent under President Trump.

The former White House staffer was having a heart-to-heart with fellow houseguest Ross Mathews, who questioned why she went to work for the Prez in the first place. Omarosa explains she felt it was a call to duty to serve her country -- not Trump -- but things turned sour pretty quickly.

To be fair ... 'Big Brother' contestants are known to play up the theatrics, but Omarosa certainly seemed sincere when she told Ross she was "haunted by tweets every single day" and attacked by Trump's other staffers when she tried to advise him.

The most shocking part, though -- Omarosa suggests nobody has any control over Trump, and we should all be very worried about the current situation at the WH. As she puts it ... "It's baaaad."

Quentin Tarantino Apologizes to Polanski's Rape Victim

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Quentin Tarantino is issuing a mea culpa after old comments he made live on the air about Roman Polanski's child rape victim were met with rage.

Tarantino issued a statement Thursday, apologizing to Polanski's then-13-year-old victim, Samantha Geimer, after a 2003 interview with Howard Stern surfaced, during which he said the sex was "not rape" ... and that Geimer "wanted to have it."

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Geimer addressed the controversy Tuesday, saying Tarantino's comments were "wrong" and "I bet he knows it."

In his apology, obtained by Indiewire, Tarantino responded, saying he's sorry for his "cavalier remarks." He also explicitly acknowledges Geimer "WAS raped by Roman Polanski" ... adding he "incorrectly played devil's advocate for the sake of being provocative."

Tarantino adds ... "So, Ms. Geimer, I was ignorant, and insensitive, and above all, incorrect. I am sorry Samantha."

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The director also apologized this week for how he handled Uma Thurman's stunt on the set of 'Kill Bill' after she'd injured herself. Apologies all around.

Stormi Webster Birth Certificate Released ... New Dr. On the Job!!!

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Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott let the cat out of the bag on Stormi's first name, but now we have more deets from her birth certificate, like her full name -- it's just Stormi Webster, no middle name.

The doc -- obtained by TMZ -- confirms the baby was born at Cedars-Sinai in L.A. Thursday, February 1 at 4:43 PM and weighed in at 8 lbs. 9 oz. For once, the Jenner-Kardashian's go-to doc, Dr. Paul Crane, did NOT do the honors. Stormi was brought into this world by Dr. Thais Aliabadi.

As we reported ... Kylie announced Stormi's birth Sunday a couple hours before the Super Bowl, and released a vid about the pregnancy she managed to keep on the DL for 9 months.

Halsey Gets Crotchety When Dude Steps On Dress!

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Halsey didn't PLAN on showing the world her underwear at an amfAR Gala in NYC -- but when a dude stepped on her dress, pulling it down ... she was exposed like Trump's scalp in a wind tunnel.

The singer was rocking a high-cut black dress to the event when someone who appeared to be working the event tripped out and put his foot down on her Georges Hobeika gown.

Don't worry, Halsey was wearing undies, so it wasn't exactly a full Britney -- but still sucks.

Halsey composed herself, waved to the crowd and walked it -- and snatched her train back from under the shoe.

Bad at love. Good at recovery.

Victoria Beckham She's Joining Spice Girls for Money, Self-Esteem

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Victoria Beckham went from wanting nothing to do with a Spice Girls reunion to being fully on board ... largely because she wants to step out of David Beckham's shadow and do her own thing again ... sources connected to the group tell TMZ.

TMZ broke the story ... the Spice Girls will reunite for a concert tour -- probably towards the end of summer -- that will begin in England and migrate over to the U.S. of A.

We're told Victoria and David Beckham often do their own thing, and she's bored with being on the sidelines. Our sources say Victoria wants to "individualize herself" ... and ironically she's doing that by rejoining her group, or as she's put it, "her girls."

We're told one of the allures is money. Our sources say the girls won't get paid equally, and it's pretty clear Victoria can demand more than the others. That said, as one source put it, "They are worth more as a group than they are individually, so this is a great venture for all of them."

'15:17 to Paris' Stars/Heroes Hey Hollywood, Holla At Your Boys!!!

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15:17 TO HOLLYWOOD?

The stars from Clint Eastwood's '15:17 to Paris' want a shot at Hollywood ... and dammit we here at TMZ are gonna do W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R it takes to help make it happen.

We got Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler and Spencer Stone -- the real-life heroes who in 2015 foiled a terrorist attack on a train bound for Paris -- Wednesday night after an appearance on 'The Daily Show.'

We first asked Alek if there's a future for him in Tinseltown. Ya gotta see how the Oregon National Guardsman reacted. We asked Anthony and Spencer -- U.S. Air Force Airmen First Class -- the same thing and they make no bones about it ... they're champing at the bit.

BTW ... the 3 childhood friends took no acting classes and starred in this flick whose trailer can be described with 1 word -- goosebumps.

Stormy Daniels Kylie's Stormi Is Gonna Be Trouble ... Comes with the Name!!!

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THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN!

Kylie Jenner's in for a handful of trouble with her little girl, Stormi -- and that comes from someone who knows ... Stormy Daniels.

The porn star was deep in the heart of Texas when she was asked about Kylie's choice of name for her first kid. Stormy's pretty sure it's just a coincidence -- despite the fact she was all over the news in the month before Kylie gave birth -- but she has a pretty funny warning.

As President Trump's alleged mistress put it ... her name comes with a lot of expectations -- and most of 'em don't tend to make parents happy.

Good luck, Kylie and Travis!

'3 Doors Down' Ex-Guitarist Estate Sues Doctor, Rite Aid for Wrongful Death

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Former 3 Doors Down guitarist Matt Roberts died at the hands of a physician who was negligent and a pharmacy that enabled the doctor ... so claims Matt's estate in a new lawsuit.

The estate named Dr. Richard Snellgrove and Rite Aid as the ones responsible for Matt's death ... this according to new legal docs obtained by TMZ.

The estate claims Snellgrove's the one who prescribed high levels of opioids and benzodiazepines to Matt for years prior to his death. The suit claims Snellgrove has already been indicted in Alabama for Matt's death. The estate also faults Rite Aid for failing to comply with the Controlled Substances Act.

TMZ broke the story ... Matt died of an apparent overdose. He was scheduled to perform at a charity event when he was found dead in his hotel room. Matt's dad believed the possible OD was accidental.

He was 38.

Eagles Stars Pimped Out For Super Bowl Parade!

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Gonna get treated like rockstars? Better look like one ...

That's what Chris Long and Jason Kelce did Thursday morning before the Super Bowl parade in Philly.

Kelce looks like a genie who was just let out of the bottle (he did grant Philly's wish, after all) and Long says he feels like Ric Flair in his fake fur coat.

*Update -- apparently, Kelce is dressed as a "Mummer," a member of the famous Philly marching band.

Guessing these guys are gonna look tame compared to the insane Philly fans who will be lining the parade route.

Couple reminders ... please don't punch horses, eat horse crap or climb onto hotel awnings.

Congrats!

Kim Kardashian I Might Act with Millie Bobby Brown 'Stranger Things' Have Happened!

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KEEPIN' UP WITH THE UPSIDE DOWN

Kim Kardashian has broken her silence with the paparazzi -- and the first words out of her mouth are gonna send "Stranger Things" fans into a frenzy.

We got Kim Wednesday leaving her DASH store and fired off a bunch of questions to see if she'd finally bite for once. Turns out, Millie Bobby Brown got her talking.

Kim recently gifted Millie a set from her new fragrance line, Kimoji Hearts, and Millie was clearly grateful. The 2 ladies have kinda been fangirling over each other as of late.

In light of their newfound friendship, we ask Kim if she'd ever consider a guest spot on the hit Netflix show. It's possible ... apparently it's her fave. Well, 2nd fave ... Millie, too, actually.